Crab

THE COOLEST CREATURE WITH MULTIPLE LEGS AND A SHELL (better than a loser lobster, my friend likes lobsters and hes a femboy now.) LITERALLY EPIC. CAN HOLD KNIVES. BE YOUR FRIEND, HIRE TO KILL LOBSTER LOVERS. ANYTHING. also very loving and compasionate. <3

Crab moment.
i had mad sex with a crab.
i hired a crab to kill a lobster lover.

by CrabLover. May 30, 2022

Crab Cage

a term to describe a sexually promiscuous womans vagina who may or may not have crabs

I bet that bitch got a crab cage on her!

by sccamarogirl September 26, 2011

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

crab aids

There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly

yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.

by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023

crab tarts

a female with extreme unpleasant pubic aroma

When I went down on Vanessa, she had some serious crab tarts.

by Big Daddy D Williams January 12, 2009

Crab

The best creature

damn thats a lot of crabs, I would never eat them. Their the best animal

by CrabsAreTheBest August 3, 2021

horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.

we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.

by mopinko September 13, 2022