coffee tea or me

A date with a person you find attractive that does not involve alchohol or food, usually sex follows.
brunch trade gay

Hey Jase, what are you doing.
Jason: nothin
Mark: meet you at the espresso bar, coffee tea or me

by someone famous March 31, 2008

Coffer

Afrikaans slang for a person with dark skin (see nigger)

Darryn: "Man, David is such a coffer!"
Damien: "I know, he stole my TV last night"

by Jamie_B April 3, 2008

Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!"

by molemon December 16, 2008

Utah Hot Coffe

The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.

I pulled the good old Utah Hot Coffe on my wife last night.

by do me tonight April 29, 2009

coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit

boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*

by Silent Lullaby December 28, 2005

Coffer

The act of performing fellatio.

When we were in Russia, Tony gave me a coffer while Melissa slept. That's why their fighting.

She gave me a coffer beneath the bleachers.

by I9URGAY June 29, 2012

Hot Coffee

Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.

"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster

by Michael Lanter December 28, 2005