chunky chode

A faggot who has a head shaped like a penis
Hey doesn't Ivan look like a chunky chode
by Teco ball August 31, 2015
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chode academy

A school where you learn about the anatomy and culture of chodes around the world. They are located in areas like Bangladesh and Mozambique.
"It's your first day at chode academy today, isn't it Jimmy!"
by harrisolo11 June 29, 2016
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Chode

among the definitions of other people mention it as an insult but no one describes what is insulting about it. A person who is a chode is a person other people don't want to be around. Said chode may be socially awkward, abrasive, irritating, or just plain creepy. When labeled a chode in a social circle is to be made osterisized by that group.
Oh my gosh that creepy dude was hitting on me at the bar. He is such a chode. He won't leave me alone.
by An AFC and a Chode June 27, 2011
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chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there
"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"
by Pete May 07, 2004
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Chode

A person who is fatter than they are tall.
Look at Serpis, he is such a chode.
by John Gray March 29, 2003
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chode

All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.

The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.
As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"

Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."

And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."
by LAJC October 05, 2006
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chode

A rubberry half boner.
I got a chode when that bitch bent over.
by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003
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