chunky chode

A faggot who has a head shaped like a penis
Hey doesn't Ivan look like a chunky chode
by Teco ball August 31, 2015
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chode academy

A school where you learn about the anatomy and culture of chodes around the world. They are located in areas like Bangladesh and Mozambique.
"It's your first day at chode academy today, isn't it Jimmy!"
by harrisolo11 June 29, 2016
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chode bag

A chode to the fullest extreme. Usually used for people who drive like grandmas and hinder the progression to your destination, in coordination with the fact that you are running low on time.
(Flicking off the said driver) "Learn how to drive you fucking chode bag!"
by James4289 May 16, 2008
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Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.
Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.
by The Master of all Chodes January 09, 2009
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Chode-for-brains

Someone who lacks intelligence, says dumb thinks and in short has a short stumpy penis lodged in thier cerebrum.
did you hear what he just said? what a chode-for-brains!
by georgeoo July 06, 2006
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Chode

among the definitions of other people mention it as an insult but no one describes what is insulting about it. A person who is a chode is a person other people don't want to be around. Said chode may be socially awkward, abrasive, irritating, or just plain creepy. When labeled a chode in a social circle is to be made osterisized by that group.
Oh my gosh that creepy dude was hitting on me at the bar. He is such a chode. He won't leave me alone.
by An AFC and a Chode June 27, 2011
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chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there
"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"
by Pete May 07, 2004
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