Chain daddy

An act of vengence from a biker involving being dragged behind the motorcycle by a chain.

Jeff took Mikes woman for a ride on the back of his motorcycle without Mikes permission. When Mike found out he took Jeff for a chain daddy drag behind his motorcycle.

by never mind who I am May 6, 2012

Chainsaw

the answer to everything

person1: dude that guy said you were a brick flat on all sides
Person2:get me my chainsaw

by unicorn_juice October 1, 2012

chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

chain-swallow

to swallow whole, or many at once

What diabetics do with Twinkies.

What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.

What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.

Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.

I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.

by WompyJaw April 19, 2014

Chain p9

It is a group sex act where everyone is performing oral on one another in a continuos chain. It can also be referred to as chain 69 (69 doesn't make a chain though). The anatomy lines up if you p9 in a chain.

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Let's all chain p9 each other.

by Dick bomb July 29, 2014

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.

May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.

by reallifedefz May 17, 2016

Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.

Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016