Nobody cares

A way of saying “I don’t care”

CDC advisor: Covid cases are on the rise again so wear a mask, stay social distant, get your vaccine and avoid…
Me: Blah blah blah, nobody cares.

by Fortnite1500 September 6, 2021

Who cares?

A way of saying why is it important

Patty: I’ve been a teacher for 30 years!

Me: Who cares?

by Fortnite1500 September 6, 2021

Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021

Little Caesars

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.

Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.

by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Nobody cares

Nobody cares about your post on, "nobody cares about names".

And nobody cares about this meaning of "nobody cares about your post on, "nobody cares about names"

Nobody 1 : "See, like this anyone can make an entry of words in the urban dictionary"

Nobody 2 : "Oh, I get it but nobody cares"

by Nobody_Cared November 23, 2021

Nobody Cares About your name

Your name dosen't describe you shut the fuck up with that shit it's annoying posting it on your Instagram story

OMG that girl is so beautiful who is she?
That's Ally. Nobody Cares About Your name

by 111111crebo November 25, 2021