bagged carrots

A blow job code name

“Hey wanna go bagged carrots?”

by Hamburgerhelper965 July 12, 2019

Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

Cate Carroll

Is a god

“Cate Carroll is such a god”

by carroll56 March 24, 2019

sexy carrot

Donald trump looking dick with a American flag tattoo on the tip, usually tastes sweet

your sexy carrot turns me on

by lilkourtindahouse April 9, 2019

José Carreras

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...

by enroiv August 30, 2019

Ravioli Carrot Sauce

A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be

What the ravioli carrot sauce did you do that!
Johnny was such a ravioli carrot sauce today.

by BTS rules December 9, 2019

Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best

Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019