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Canadian Creamball 

Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.
what do you mean we can't play Canadian Creamball during recess? This is outrageous!!!

Canadian Thot 

Any woman from the province Alberta who fucks as many people as possible.
Person 1: She's pretty fucking hot man
Person 2: don't do it she's a Canadian Thot
Person 1: oh well i just wanna bust a nut.
Person:2 Alright, dont come to me when you get STD's
Canadian Thot by CanadianThot April 16, 2017

canadian friendly reach

The art of allowing a Canadian to give you a reach around in Canada.
"I was just in Canada, and I got a Canadian friendly reach "

Canadian Round Robin

Just like normal round robin, but for fucking idiots. Eh.
"So they want to play a round robin match?"
"Yeah, but they're too retarded to know how to do it themselves so we have to officiate."
"Oh, CANADIAN round robin."

Canadian Winter 

The art of storing bodily fluids like blood semen etc. freezing it, flaking it and sprinkling it on your partner

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.
(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate