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California Corn Cob 

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.
“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

California Middle Class 

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"

California Omelette 

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
California Omelette by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

california shotgun 

While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.
Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.

California Standoff 

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.
Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

California Milkshake 

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.
Logan and I had the best California milkshake last night with Bryan.