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nub cake

a wordnub/word. in fact, its a very big nub. one greater than all other nubs. his stupidity should be feared.
1. man, only nub cakes hit parked cars....while walking.
2. oh, ok nub cake. way to go. i told you to keep it in your pants.
by raging nub cake January 8, 2003
mugGet the nub cakemug.

Eat Cake

To do what you will.

That's literally all it means, in an "urban" manner. To indulge in any manner of (usually rebellious or hedonistic) activity is to 'eat cake'. Thank Marie Antoinette, or some reasonable facsimile which has been lost to history, although she meant literal cake, the phrase has gained meaning since the dipshit didn't leave a record of what she actually meant.
Let them eat cake.
You're gonna eat cake (sarc).
by Shameless Empire May 28, 2019
mugGet the Eat Cakemug.

cake walk

Situation when no toilet paper (or suitable substitute) is left in or close to the bathroom, resulting in having to walk elsewhere where a wiping material is available. Said walk is known as a "cake walk", as material becomes caked between the butt cheeks.
Oh, dude.. I hid all the toilet paper downstairs, forcing Pete to do a cake walk!
by NHMatt November 22, 2011
mugGet the cake walkmug.

Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"
Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!
by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008
mugGet the Cheerios is not cakemug.

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!
Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?
by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005
mugGet the grundle cakemug.

Cake Mouth

Someone whos mouth gives away the fact they love cake just by looking at it. Never trust someone with cake mouth they will stab you in the back for a slice of Victora Sponge .
Roger you have a serious case of cake mouth
by SGW86 December 2, 2014
mugGet the Cake Mouthmug.

bustin' cake

Taking a piss in a urinal that has that pink cake deodorizer caged up in the bottom. You must exert maximum force so as to drill into the cake flaking off as much as possible during the piss session.

It is normal to have a goal in mind such as: I'm going to be first to bust through the cake, or I'm going to make pink lemonade.

Also known as "going to bust cake", "waging war on the cake", and "making the cake pay", and "ruining the birfday cake".
I'm looking forward to bustin' cake, my bladder is so full its making me scule.
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
mugGet the bustin' cakemug.

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