Basketball Baby

A basketball baby is someone who shows extreme stupidity. The term refers to someone who has experienced brain loss due to being dropped on their head.

Mortak is such a freaking basketball baby.

by Jeremy Shepherd January 28, 2008

basketball

A very complicated sexual trick involving your left pinky and a random foot. It is considered almost dangerous to perform unless you have perfected it in practice.

The prostitute performed the basketball with her client.

by Dr. French February 23, 2009

basketcase

An awesome song from Green Day's classic 1994 album, "Dookie". Before they completely sold out.

Man, I'm rockin out Green Day's "Basketcase", it's awesome.

by johnnyappleseeder August 11, 2005

Basketeer

A basketeer is a person who's profession is basket-weaving.

Dale Gribble wanted to become a professional basketeer, but he realized that he was awful at basket-weaving.

by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

ass basket

rectum, interior anus.

"Tell him he can lick out my ass basket if he thinks he's coming in here again."

by George W. Bush February 15, 2003

basket case

An automobile or machine that has been taken apart for an overhaul, modification, cleaning, etc. but was never put back together.

I bought an awesome '69 'vette, but the engine is a complete basket case.

by oscarrom December 28, 2005

Basket Weaver

Someone who entangles the butt-hair of another sex, kind of like weaving a basket of hair.

Kari really weaved that ginger's basket the other night, gosh she's a master Basket Weaver!

by Ayycaptainmycaptain April 8, 2010