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no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju 

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a guy in klass singin Nelly in his head
guy 1 - no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

guy 2 - are you high?
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shrimp boat 

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a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.
Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.
shrimp boat by Paco699 October 20, 2009
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U-boat 

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A lady's undercarriage - from vagina all the way under to buttocks.
Hannah, are you wearing a onesie?' - 'Hell yeah, dawg. It covers my whole U-boat.
U-boat by fujibo September 3, 2010
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Gravy-boat 

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Using a woman's cleavage to hold gravy (KFC is generally preferred), to use as a vessel for dipping food or body parts. Usually done in a large bath tub.
I used Stéphanie's cleavage as a gravy-boat for chicken and fries, and then dipped my dick in it to feed her some too.
Gravy-boat by Ramón July 29, 2019
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Whoring the boat 

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A term referring to a night of sexual intercourse with one's girlfriend and then sleeping all night. Usually used in a detrimental or playful manner by friends who obviously want to do something more interesting. Especially pertinent in the case where that particular friend's girlfriend is on the larger side.
"So why isn't Jonny here tonight?"

"Oh, he's whoring the boat all night again."
Whoring the boat by Old Rusty Dusty February 27, 2009
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Mississippi Mud Boat Ride 

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5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.
Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?
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