beef water

the shits, the runs, diarrhea

Co worker: Sup feeling better today?
Me: Yeah sorry. Seriously non stop beef water

by OGsoulskata June 30, 2016

beef slurp

The practice of stretching a thin slice of beef lunchmeat over your mouth and inhaling violently.

It is paramount to maintain proper suction to preform the proper beef slurp

by kippppppp June 29, 2016

beef wreath

When a sexual partner shits around the neck

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me

by PfunkNH June 19, 2016

Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing

Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.

by Sallen953 June 5, 2016

Beef Cooker

The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.

Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."

by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016

beef jockey

Another word for a flaming faggot

Fuck me that wee lad is a complete beef jockey

by OrmeauRoadBadBoy96 September 15, 2016

Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

by OrgasmicLarry September 7, 2016