beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Coon Beater

Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH

JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?

Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!

by chrispytits December 9, 2008

Beaner Milk

Any milk or chocolate milk that is included in a free or reduced lunch at San marcos HIgh. But are always free to anyone who wants one.

John: Tyler lets go get some beaner milks. Tyler: Word.

by JonnyC March 15, 2005

squirting beaver

when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.

Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty

by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005

Spread Beaver

Showing the vaginal area.

I saw these chicks flashing trucks on the highway, they had spread beavers!

by Hawkwarrior27 December 31, 2003

d-bager

WATERFRONT REAL ESTATE BITCHES. Know your place you NC losers. D-bagers aka people from Darien, CT are obviously superior.

"I would have moved to New Canaan but then I wouldn't get to be a rich d-bager who lives on the water."

by RICH DARIEN BRAT May 6, 2005

Beaner

an illegal immigrant who works for low wages in unwanted jobs and is usually lazy. A beaner can have up to 12 kids and cannot be refereed to one if a beaner has less than 3

Hey, don't eat those tacos you damn beaner!

by Rcclassiks February 25, 2009