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Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
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Soft-Cock

1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved
1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock
by SUB!!! 2!!! PEWDIEPIE!!! January 23, 2019
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Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.
ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!
by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022
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"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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soft wentz

the softest kid in the mother fucking world
mini mircoSOFT eminem lookin like mother fucker
by Leo Cuomo October 8, 2004
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Soft Taco

A racial homophobic slur for gay Mexicans.
Beat a soft taco this morning, should have built that wall.
by Someonelamer May 29, 2021
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Soft chesus

Can be an insult or a compliment take your pick it’s a real guessing game
by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021
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