“Sometimes I like to read texts on other people’s phones on the train as they use them”
“Dude you’re so fried” OR “dude that’s so fried”
“Dude you’re so fried” OR “dude that’s so fried”
by butchcoolidge November 15, 2023

The new Donald Trump colored/flavored Sephora foundation, way better than the new Joe Biden's Crusty Dusty ass-flavored one
by bingleton coochiesmith May 14, 2022

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

The days of the month when your paycheck arrives on a Friday. Can mean both Casual Friday or Cash Friday.
by Maletas July 2, 2014

A scammer based out of “San Diego” who trolls insta and telegram selling fake shit to dumb people. Uses a fake shipping company and is quick to act offended. Avoid like the plague.
by Drpoonrx August 6, 2022

by Mertz December 15, 2023
