cock badger

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name for someone you hate or just feel like telling them something

dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge

by lincolning April 30, 2008

Scrotum bage

A slang word for a scrotum (ball sack)

Shut up you Scrotum bage

by Gamo!!! October 29, 2008

badger and blade

A little corner of the Internet where gentlemen can get together to discuss the finer things in life, be it home roasted coffee beans, a nice Cigar, a glass of wine or a relaxing wet shave.

Badger and Blade the premier Wet Shaving and lifestyle forum.

by White tree February 23, 2014

Finagle My Bagel

When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.

Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"

by Chester Jr August 1, 2010

badgericious

when one of a female persuasion is in prime condition (n.b. see also 'pulling a badger')

'yo, yo my bitch, you is looking mighty fine and badgericious this evening'

by Andy the wonder dog August 24, 2003

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

Matthew Kerry (not to be confused with Matthew Kelly! Although there is not much difference...)

I hate that Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

by Raf January 16, 2004

french bagel

skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out

"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."

by Ho-Seef September 23, 2007