Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Burrito Of Awesomeness

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.
by Nikolai103 June 19, 2010
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awesomes

(pl.) awesome things, awesome stuff, great stuff, cool stuff, bffs family friends hot guys hot girls
A collection of things or objects that fascinate you or a group of people that you love, admire, envy or are attracted to or fascinated by. It can also be used sarcastically for a group of people that annoy you.
#bffs, #family, #friends, #hotguys, #hotgirls
Hu-hu-hu, all the awesomes and a happy bday to you!
Come, I'll show you the awesomes that I've gotten!
Wow, look at all those awesomes!
These are awesomes!
The awesomes are comming for dinner!
I want one of those awesomes for myself.
I'd get physical with any of those awesomes!
You're my awesomes!
I hate those "awesomes"!
You're acting like one of those awesomes!
by belmoreto February 28, 2019
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Awesome Sauce

Something truly amazing. When the next level up from awesome is required.
Hey have you met Nolan?
Yeah, he's awesome sauce.
by Steve's_girl December 28, 2011
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bomb awesome

-something/someone that is extremely amazing.
-something/one that can't leave your thoughts because it is just THAT amazingly wonderful
-"Ahhh he's so bomb awesome!"
by wandayanda April 16, 2009
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Awesome

awesome definition

exclam.

Great!; Excellent! (Usually Awesome! Standard English, but used often in slang.) : You own that gorgeous hog? Awesome!

mod.

impressive. : That thing is so awesome!
Kirsten Honeywill and Jessica Walshe are awesome
by astroboy123 August 5, 2011
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