August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli

“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli”

by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020

Wednesday, August 26

The most hated day in India because of the fear of the number 26. 2+6=8 and August is the 8th month of the year. Wednesday is the 4th day of the week and 4 is the average of 2 and 6.

A: We finally got to India!
B: Why is everyone hiding.
A: look at the calendar.
B: It's Wednesday, August 26.

by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020

August 7

Nation have sex with Keiran day

On august 7th you should find the closest person named Keiran and have sex with him

by Oxford English * July 6, 2021

August 14

Ewwww, who ever was born on August 14th is crusty

"Brandon is crusty because he was born on August 14th."

by ur mummy twerk January 29, 2020

25th august 2020

the elite day

TODAY IS AUGUST 25TH OF THE WORST YEAR 2020

25th august 2020

by corgidonut August 25, 2020

August 1 - 31

National stfu month !!
The month where you stfu cause you sound dumb as shit you fucking weirdo go get a hobby!!

hey mark u ever heard of National stfu Month? It’s August 1 - 31, the whole month where dick heads like you should stfu up do the whole month !!

by Possaylips. August 1, 2022

August Ames

is ded lol

"August Ames so hot even when she's dead

by BumRapeFetish69 April 21, 2018