jew cave

A home of many many jewish people in which the jews feed of of each others money.

I was on my way to school the other day, and i went past this huge jew cave, and i could smell the money being cooked.

by skeety-doop April 24, 2009

rush jew

A person with male features, who in fact has a vagina, and will screw any one out of any thing, even family. he will buy a wrecked car for 400 bucks and sell it for 4,000.

you get the rush jew deal?

ya.

How much you pay for it?

4hundo.
how much you sell it for?
4g's

by the rush jew killer June 9, 2009

Jew move

when you are playing a videogame and you and another person are fighting. You kill the other guy, but you have low health and another guy comes out of hiding and kills you in no time.

Joe: yes! I finally killed you Eric.....
Colin (comes in): SPLAT!!
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew move.

by Landon Conrad December 16, 2008

Ass jew

When you take a poo and it comes out curly

When Adam Sandler Shits,Ass jew

by Fitz & Vinny June 11, 2006

Jelly Jew

An ambiguous phrase that can be used to give praise or ruin someone's day.
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay

"well done my little Jelly Jew"

or

"Oi you little shit, piss of home you Jelly Jew"

by hernia ray January 15, 2010

Jew Blast

A Jewish-themed gathering that is had by Jews.

I heard that there will be strippers at the Bar Mitvzah tonight.
Yeah dude, it's going to be a jew blast.

by ausjam June 28, 2010

jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

by Teh Achmed January 11, 2009