Short Arse

Not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5' -5'5''). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5'8'') in a bar or club.

Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.

Sindy: Hey, Babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.

Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.

Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.

by Max Biggins November 18, 2012

pancake arse

asses of those who spent more hours sitting thus flattening their asses, also refers to lazy people

He got a pancake arse due to long hours of traveling.

by ArahVictoria January 5, 2006

Duck Arse

Derogatory term used for a man who has wronged a woman in any way. Usually towards ones husband...

I made myself a plate of dinner and when I came back he had eaten it... He is such a Duck Arse!!!

by egggman October 15, 2010

DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

Father Jack's catchphrase. From Father Ted.

FR.JACK: Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

by LGUK June 4, 2004

Britches arse steam

Physical exertion, especially that used in performing a manual task.

He's happy enough sitting behind a desk, but mention a job involving britches arse steam and he'll be off like a shot.

by Finbarthebad July 22, 2007

Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.

Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.

by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020

Hanging out of my arse

Suffering from a severe hangover

"Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse"

by jenm December 4, 2004