Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

Glow period

A period in your life where you're just so happy that you feel like you're glowing.

'Damn, I'm really having a glow period right now!'

by HottieWottieTitties January 17, 2023

Period

A word in AAVE usually congratulating someone.

“I just broke up with my boyfriend”

“Periodd girl”

by bigbootydree February 28, 2023

Period ah Period uh

I dont even know what this shi mean

Me: so what we finna play on the radio
Radio:PERIOD AH PERIOD UH

by i aint gon cry to long September 29, 2022

space period

when u use a space before a period to add character to a message. also applies to question marks and exclamation marks.

space period: what .

space question mark: wdym ?

space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !

by slay inc. October 3, 2022

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019