perioding

For when a female is on their period and is doing nothing for except bleeding

She was just sitting there, perioding

by SMD™ October 20, 2021

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Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

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It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.

“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant”
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “

by anonymous January 4, 2024

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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

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