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Alexandria 

Alexandria is a name most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating slut oftenldreaming of pumpkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away to any and all drunken takers.
Dude, that decease ridden

Alexandria the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!

alexander technique 

Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is not the technique's intended aim), and the breast and chest puff forward like a cockerel. You can't walk the red carpet in any other way.
Mark: That girl walks like a rooster!
Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.

Alexander Hamilton 

The worst person to live! He cheated on his wife Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton, gave his son Phillip Hamilton bad advice and has him killed in a duel. The musical is great but guess who's not? (It's pretty obvious.)
Can't we agree that Alexander Hamilton is the worst founding father out of them all?
Alexander Hamilton by ElizaIsHot December 9, 2018

Alexandria 

is a dirty slut bag that sleeps with every guy. doesnt know how to keep them out of her pants. shes the uglyest girl alive guys only get with her cause they know shes easy. she has no friends cause everyone thinks shes the school skank. dont trust a hoe.. aka dont trust alexandria.
OMG. LOOK AT ALEXANDRIA THE SCHOOL SKANK!!!
Alexandria by skank45663526633 August 2, 2011

Alejandra 

A type of bitch to be mean and cruel. She is also made out of plastic. She is mean to her friends and gets preganet at the age of 12.
Alejandra: hey bitches wasssuppp.

Friend: stfu,im not ur friend
Alejandra by Svpreme_NiNi November 4, 2018

Alejandra 

A sad ass bitch
Ex: alejandra viramontes
Alejandra by Avtsucc April 18, 2019