When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
Get the Poon Pirate mug.A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
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“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”
by PSE2022 July 31, 2022
Get the Poon Saloon mug.1. The noun used to describe a fit gal who walks past you with some thicc booty.
2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.
2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.
by The gov’ner February 17, 2019
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Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.
Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.
by Chief Lotsadough September 8, 2021
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