Pineapple

Uncommonly used in the VW car community to describe an idiot. Specifically, someone who is knowingly rude to others.

Go eat some crayons you fuckin pineapple.

by logo23456 February 2, 2023

Pineapple

A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.

Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.

Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!

by unicornsparklyanttianttia September 28, 2019

slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

Pineapple

Pineapple is a colour. It is as simple as that. Lots of people mistake pineapple for a "Fruit", but it is really a colour.
A pineapple is a 1D object as it is a colour (A pineapple coloured fruit called a "yellow" is often mistaken for a colour when it is really a fruit. This is why pineapple is then mistaken for a fruit.) By this sensible logic, onion is a colour, black and white are condiments and "Green" is a vegetable. Any questions? No? Of course there's not! Because it's LOGIC AND LOGIC MAKES SENSE!!! (especially Logical sense!)

Please obey by this logic or else you go to GULARG!

Pineapple is a colour! :D

Pineapple is NOT a fruit! >:C

by Mr. Pineapple Is A Colour! :D May 20, 2020

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Pineapple

A mangled concatenation of pine and apple. The fruit doesn't even fucking taste like an apple, just some tropical bullshit.

Steve: "Do you like pineapples?"
Jordan: "I guess."
Steve, to himself: "Imbicile."

by Uppish March 24, 2019

Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.

I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.

by urbaneratti January 19, 2025