Hitler

Person 1: You dude, I heard Hitler be spitting mad bars
Person 2: That's Kanye you idiot
by Big Papa 69 April 24, 2023
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hitler

hey thats hitler
oh hes my idol
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Hitler

Unit of energy, defined as the energy content of six million bodies, equal to about two terajoules.

Hence, one Hitler: 342300 J * 6 * 10^6 = 2.054 TJ
The bomb dropped on Hiroshima released well over two dozen Hitlers' worth of energy.
by theonlyhachi December 01, 2018
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hitler kike

somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah
Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!

(After Michael Jackson's death)

Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!

Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
by goofyfoog March 06, 2024
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Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
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great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club
Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”
by Mebemax July 14, 2023
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Grammar Hitler

Someone who is has ignorent and biased views following their incorrect grammar refusing to except they have lost the battle.
People say I'm a grammar Nazi but jerry is such a grammar Hitler
by Saint Andrew Petersburg March 04, 2017
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