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Dave's head

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size
Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.
by unknown.88 April 14, 2022
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Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.
CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
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The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.
I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.
by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022
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Dave

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.
"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.

"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.
by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021
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Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.
by Mathsbot November 4, 2021
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Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021
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daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x
by davesdaddy March 15, 2022
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