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total boyfriend inclusion

Refers to where you specifically request da "main squeeze" of a smokin’-hot number whom you're also super-fond of to actively "partake 'n' participate" in da assorted fun/pleasant activities dat you yourself usually engage in wif said blinky-eyed damsel whenever she’s honoring you wif her warm-natured companionship.
Total boyfriend inclusion can have at least three awesome advantages:
(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
(2) It helps da **girl** to feel more comfy wif your affectionate attentions, too, of course, since she no longer will hafta be concerned dat any of da activities dat she shares wif you might be considered "doing something behind her dream-guy's back". And again, there will be da same strong element of appreciation towards you, just as in Example #1 --- da gal will respect you for inviting her honey-bear to "come along for da ride", and so this will earn you lots of extra "brownie-points" wif HER, too.
(3) It will allow da dude to actually observe and experience all of da nice stuff dat you and Miss Cutie-Pie love to share, so dat he can clearly see first-hand what things she most enjoys, and how she likes dem performed. This can be especially helpful and welcome for a dude who is a bit clumsy and/or unaware, and thus he has not always been able to give Miss Smileysweet da more “delicate” nuances dat she craves when he’s “puttin’ da lovies” to her, such as rubbing her neck/back/limbs/feet in a truly soothing/sensuous manner, making discreet/diplomatic word-choices in “awkward” situations, etc.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Bookend boyfriends

Gay boyfriends who look and dress similarly; like two bookends.
Nick and Cody could be twins. Total bookend boyfriends.
by LBGMT April 17, 2018
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Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.
Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.
by Mittyymm December 14, 2018
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National flash your boyfriend day!

Its a national day! Its official! April 26th is the official/flash your boyfriend day!. Go ahead and make your boyfriend smile by flashing him!
*snap* (flash) :O!
National flash your boyfriend day!
by Meowowowoowowo April 26, 2025
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national show your titties to your boyfriend day

on september 6th, you must show your titties to your boyfriend within the 24 hours.
yo, show me some tits it’s national show your titties to your boyfriend day
by youmboplo September 6, 2021
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golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023
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Boyfriend

A boy who class you every night someone who text you goodnight and good morning someone who falls asleep on call someone who would be the first person who tells your everything dosent cheat dosent call other girls fit
Boyfriend- date me

Girl- okay

Boy- last night calls
by Mille Anderson September 30, 2019
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