The Devil is beatin’ his wife

If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out

Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out

Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*

by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024

wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.

He's so poggers and wife pilled.

by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023

Wifed

When your wife does not let you go anywere.

Ah man sorry i didnt go i got wifed

by Mlg meme star August 3, 2016

Wife

Wait, so... If you're wife thinks you're ugly.... Do that mean she thinks I'm hot? She does doesn't she? Ha! Hahaha!

Hym "I bet she does don't she? Your wife? Huh? Am I hot?"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.

Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!

by PJ4 March 28, 2021