Alaskan whaler

alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez

Price gave himself an Alaskan Whaler when he was bored

by raphael sanchez April 26, 2005

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

whalen

someone who only does something if they will benefit from it. Someone who is so two-faced that you might even call them Tommy Lee Jones.

Frank: Did you hear about about that whalen guy?
Jerry: No. What did he do?
Frank: He lied to my face about something, tried to sleep with my ex-girlfriend, then acted like his fake self in order to benefit from a situation.
Jerry: Damn. I can't think of a better way to describe him than calling him a whalen.

by ron harper June 14, 2008

Screaming Whale

When you walk up to a random person an Main Street and flick them in the ball sack and scream "WHALE!" and then sprint away.

Girl: Dayumm he was hot!
Girls Friend: Go do the "Screaming Whale!"
Girl: Ahh, yeah! Perfect idea!
*Girl walks up to attractive male flicks him in the ball sack*
Girl: WHALE!
*Sprints away*

by Hugh Heftner August 25, 2009

Whale

A fat person who hates being fat and says "I miss the old days." Even though in the old days you were still fat and no one liked you.

Whale: "I miss the old days." Random Standbyer: "Shut up whale, your fucking fat."

by SSFuckWhales March 22, 2011

save the whales

Actually whales are diing because humans are over killing them, (mainly the Japanese)

whoever said that whales cant adapt to there environment should die themselves.

by Mam August 29, 2004

whale humper

An individual who is so worried about the whales bumping into one another while they are swiming around because the Navy uses sonar to protect there vessel's from combatin enemies that want to kill us.

My friend is such a whale humper she was all happy when the word came down that the Navy can't use an extreme amount of sonar to protect the U.S.A. and their Vessel's because Shamo and flipper bumped into a submarines propellar and they were chopped up into tuna fish.

by Mike Schultz February 8, 2008