A Waldo

A Waldo is a micro penis with herpes sores encircling it.

GG Allen pulled out his penis in front of me, it was such a Waldo.

by KirbyS November 17, 2025

Furry Waldo

Micro penis shrouded with excessive pubic hair. To the point where it can not be seen

G.G. Allin had such a small penis if he grew out his pubic hair he’d have a furry waldo

by Punkfreak868 November 17, 2025

chanel vs walmart

Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it

An example of a Chanel vs Walmart

Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea

by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016

Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks

I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me

by Spidey81 January 24, 2018

Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

by Cookie Monster's cookie January 29, 2018

Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.

Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.

by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018