side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.

Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!

side willy by Side Willy June 9, 2017

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farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

farting willy by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

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wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

wonky willy by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018