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National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"
"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
by Vedn March 28, 2025
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The wife and kid

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...
by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015
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bad wife

A woman named ally- no defining traits just a bitch tbh
You might be a bad wife but at least you aren’t an ally
by Winnythebish February 21, 2023
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Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.
“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”
by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023
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Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son
You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards
by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022
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Flasher's Wife

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife
by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022
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Wife-extender

Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf
by The Tracer March 5, 2025
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