Poo Water Splash Dick

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.

"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

by LunchKing June 28, 2013

Booger Water

Post nasal drip or mucus that finds its way to the mouth. Original use 12/3/2013

3 year old daughter coughing in the back seat of car

Mom: Are you okay?
Daughter: Hurry, Mom, Hurry! I have to get this booger water out of my mouth!

by IOP Fun Words December 4, 2013

rock water

Rock Water is shit that does nothing. Its a natural remedy for anxiety but it is just water that dumb asses pay extra for. It has no side effects and you cant even get high off of it because its water

Person 1: "dude im really anxious right now"
person 2: "i got some rock water if you want"
person 1: "youre a fucking dumb ass, that stuff is shit that doesnt even work"

by CrumblyCar02 December 7, 2013

bone water

Jizz, semen, cum

"Ew, dude! You got bone water on me!"

"How could he expect me to swallow all that bone water?"

by jizzyguy115 December 22, 2014

flint water

Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.

I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.

by Slurpadurpapurp August 23, 2016

gray water

basically piss and shit.

"im not going in there, mm-mm, its gray water."
"whats gray water?"
"JnNjnd!! Its basically piss and shit!"

by stanleyuris- September 24, 2017

Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.

Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"

by Hugh Gerection The Sixty-Ninth April 23, 2018