Twatbat

A small telescopic weapon, usually made of metal, mainly used by chav scum who cant afford knives.

Chav #1: Is you got a knife yet bro?

Chav #2: Nah, I's got this twatbat instead, innit?

(untellable bollocks)

by Danny W April 22, 2006

Twatatized

when you read a definition about twat with another noun at the end & its either so funny or so nasty that yu almost shit!

i was twatatized when i learned what a twatsicle was.

by Ashley Paige September 28, 2006

twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

twat goddess

A goddess of fertility and femininity, but used as an insult.

don't be such a twat goddess

by wuf February 2, 2009

Twat Swatter

This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".

Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.

Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.

Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter

by mi_ni June 11, 2009

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

by jnehvy September 2, 2009

Twatametrician

n. an individual who decides whether to bury his tubemeat only after obtaining his prospect's twatlog

"Twatametricians don't frequent the well nearly as often, but you don't see their cocks falling off either now do you?"

by Amnfamy September 12, 2009