Someone who thinks that because they’re in a different position to you financially/within society that they are better than you
*Random person walks in*
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others
by @itsbobpod June 13, 2019
by Charlie2012334 January 26, 2022
A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!
My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!
by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019
twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 07, 2014
An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021
Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.
by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016
Example
British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?
British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?
by xHybridDragonx March 07, 2023