Toaster

(noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.

def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."

def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."

by see`underscore`aych December 18, 2008

Toaster

At UCSD having a "toaster" means that you have a dildo, vibrator, or other type of sex toy.

Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.

MFB & JSK

My roommate is home this weekend. When the fuck will I be able to use my "TOASTER"!

by MFB/JSK/DRH March 7, 2011

Toaster

a fart that burns your ass

FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

toaster

Asshole

Don't be such a Toaster.

by Kak July 17, 2003

toaster

An appliance that stores food and keeps them cool. When you open it, the light comes on, and goes off when you close it.

I tried 37 times to catch it when the light was off, but failed.

by Paul McCabe September 4, 2005

toaster

used to say something is bad, or ugly (like a toaster)

girl 1: ew, i hate your shoes.

girl 2: well, your face looks like a toaster!

by lindsaymayland February 17, 2008

Twasted

To be strange, weird, spasticated, or well done in.

You're well twasted, you are.

by Dommo September 21, 2005