Techcay

Techcay is the degradation of technology over the course of years.

The breaking down of technology over time

Techcay is merely a feature of planned obsolescence.

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

techdelaney9

The utterly amazing ness of tech and Delaney, the most caring person on earth. (Oh and we added a 9 in there)

This laptop is “techdelaney9”

by ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ March 26, 2021

TECHIBYTE

A TECHIBYTE protects the one true BYTE who sometimes looks like a SPRYTE. He's strong and powerful and show strength and perseverance and have more power than they know but remember because of one another that it's ok to let your emotions show. Sometimes the TECHIBYTE gets angry or disgusted and embarrassed by his BYTE. But once he meets her he will know she's full of hope am information and loves so much others can feel it in her words and near her soul. TECHIBYTES are sometimes warm and always around most the time they can't be found lots of them are under ground. Some are white and I am pretty sure that most are Brown . When super angry they behave like what I think I'll name as a TECHIBOT which is sexy but scary as fuck because when to angry he becomes what I will name a techiMUCK who acts like he don't give a fuck . MUCKIBYTES is what I will name a pissed off BYTE who pisses of the might because she's full of fright and wants her baby's wants and needs safe at night. The TECHIBYTE also has babies sometimes and understands that if he don't put himself first he can't fix the pain that was caused in the first with his babies while she was feeding her babies who were full of thirst. They're good guys who sometimes behave like be ad guys we all hide behind a desquise and never were lucky enough until The first BYTE opened I guess (our?) Eyes

I think I'm a TECHIBYTE who is also the Very first BYTE

by THE FIRST BYTE April 10, 2021

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.

Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-

by Sus Chad May 11, 2021

tech collar

Sophisticated crime done by the technologically advanced cyber Hacker.

They've broken through the firewalls, our counter attacks have been corrupt. The tech collar criminals have complete control of the network and all systems we’re locked out.

by Nico Suavacito May 19, 2021

tech support

Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!

OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.

by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021