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Toms Tan

the tan someone gets when they wear toms.
Alex's Toms Tan was really bad after she came home from the beach
by sunny123194 April 18, 2010
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Toms River

A town in New Jersey. Everybody knows you. We have 11 elementay schools 3intermeadit schools and 3 high school. Kids from HS North get made all the time. We are known for are little league baseball teams. The mall sucks ass, Cool beans is the only cool place to hang out after the movies. The beach gets over run by fricken new yorker every summer leaving no plcae for the locals. But yet house still go for 300,000+.
I rep the TR and i'm damn proud of it.
by Guinea Pig March 22, 2005
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Tom Felton

by lovetomfelton August 23, 2011
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tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence
by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021
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Tom Holland

The hottest dude you will ever see. I'm not gay but holy shit, I would let Tom Holland do lots of things to me. He is almost as good as Ryan Reynolds.
Eli: "Did you see Tom Holland's new movie?"
Random fellow:"Yea I liked it."
Eli: "Yea it made me want a threesome with Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds."
Random fellow:"I think you need to get some help."
by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022
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fat tom

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.
by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011
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Tom Fuck

Tom gets into Tom Foolery with but with no fucks given

Tom is always a fuck

Every group has a fucking Tom
Tom fuck not again

You are such a Tom fuck
by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020
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