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Toilet Restaurant

A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.
Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.
by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010
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Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
by indigo1er August 9, 2010
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Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.
Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash
by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011
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Toilet Faith

When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.
I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.
by Maru the internet sensation August 25, 2011
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toilet lean

The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"

man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
by 1freeradical November 18, 2011
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Toilet Tyrone

A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.

Also see bog wog
God dam toilet Tyrone sprayed me with old spice, i am never going to smash any pasty now.
by Tyrone woglington December 6, 2012
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Toilet chest

Bruising and/or discomfort in the chest area resulting from leaning on the toilet bowl while vomiting for an extended period of time.
Those strawberry Frules made me puke all night. I got a serious case of toilet chest this morning.
by RPGQ April 14, 2013
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