Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009

don't you sweat a button

Idiom to not worry about something. Literally comes from the desire that someone not secrete a button about the problem, because that would be really painful.

Hey, I'll take care of updating all the paperwork. Don't you sweat a button.

by Phronesis May 18, 2016

if its not worth it don't do it

the greatest phrase ever invented by skeppy.

skeppy: im not gonna do it because if its not worth it don't do it
baldboyhalo: STOP SAYING THAT SKEPPY!

by pencilboy928 June 9, 2020

Don't Name Your Friends

You should NOT post personal information in Urban Dictionary. And do NOT include last names of non-celebrities in your posts, either. Urban Dictionary has a zero-tolerance policy.

Would you fucking stop! Don't Name Your Friends!

by thebear424 September 8, 2020

Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

by Xnot January 6, 2012

FC Don't give a damn

When you couldn't care less about something somebody says.

Covid? I'm FC don't give a damn about that lad

by fccouldntcareless July 2, 2022

Don't give a Cat's purr

I coined this phrase on this day 1/16/2022 reflective of the beautiful nature of Cats and how they are fearlessly themselves. To encourage us to be ourselves.

Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.

by Lisa Ann Ulibarri January 16, 2022