Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20

Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the "Kaing Family Business". Run for your life!

by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022

Standing on business

Justin Bieber is standing on business

Justin: "You're not getting it, it's not CLOCKING to you. It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it?"

Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"

by KeepTheDamnSocksOn July 1, 2025

Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.

Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.

by Mittyymm December 14, 2018

Busy outlet

When a man walks into a room, and a woman has a p3nis in her mouth, anus, and vagina.

Adam: guess what?
John: what?
Adam: when I walked into Stacy's room she was a busy outlet.
John: damn.

by Go get em bobby boy February 12, 2023

COOCKOO-Business

The act/acts of messing around, and/or doing something purposely to annoy someone. More so, someone who gets annoyed very very very very very very, VERY, easily!

"Quite frankly, this is SHAMEFUL! I'm trying to calculate these scores, and we have people here doing COOCKOO-Business!"

by Sgt. Complex July 6, 2021

Busy Shit

Anything that requires saying that you are busy.

Person 1: Yo P2 im doing some busy shit rn im learning the craft of skinnynomics
Person 2: Alright son thats some busy shit

by kekistani420 September 4, 2019

bad for business

Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.

Man, that 4th chili dog with onion cheese tots was bad for business!

by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011