clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.

Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!

by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023

clean Ricardo

a dude named Ricardo that is clean

did u see that clean Ricardo walking

by xbox-GT=DAYSTORM321 February 8, 2018

Akron Steam Cleaning

When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole

To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!

by Smitty870 February 15, 2024

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Piss Clean

A phrase used to describe an instrumental section with exceptional cohesiveness; often used in the marching arts.

Oh man, that drumline was Piss Clean!

by robot rage baiter August 10, 2024

clean

not possessing or containing anything illegal, especially drugs or stolen goods.

"I searched him and his luggage, and he was clean"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

cleaning the blow hole

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it

I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.

by SirJalen February 23, 2017