sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007

black sam

A super sexy dude who is funny as fuck makes the faces of a comedic mastermind and every one loves this man no matter who it is prez Obama to the king of the African jungle

African king: hey sam looking fly
Black Sam: thanks BRUH you too

by Megadeath12345 March 5, 2015

Sam Harris

Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.

Sam Harris really is just Mr Thought Experiment Man

by Troi_Baker May 14, 2021

Sam Tuttle

the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. very talented at sports and knows how to treat a lady very well, also very sensitive. the man that will make you fall head over heels for him and is always nice to you no matter what.

who's that he's sexy, i wanna lick his abs
oh thats sam tuttle. typical

by thesecretfolder October 11, 2011

Sam P

SUPER AWESOME MASSIVE PENIS

Wait your name is Sam P. You must have a SUPER AWESOME MASSIVE PENIS! That is very impressive. Be my friend?

by P MAS December 16, 2021

sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

Gay Sam

Gay person living in Blairgowrie Scotland.

“Do you know Sam?”
“Sam who?”
“Gay Sam”

by Pollylove November 16, 2020