black sam

A super sexy dude who is funny as fuck makes the faces of a comedic mastermind and every one loves this man no matter who it is prez Obama to the king of the African jungle

African king: hey sam looking fly
Black Sam: thanks BRUH you too

by Megadeath12345 March 5, 2015

calamity sam

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007

Sam Harris

Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.

Sam Harris really is just Mr Thought Experiment Man

by Troi_Baker May 14, 2021

Sam Tuttle

the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. very talented at sports and knows how to treat a lady very well, also very sensitive. the man that will make you fall head over heels for him and is always nice to you no matter what.

who's that he's sexy, i wanna lick his abs
oh thats sam tuttle. typical

by thesecretfolder October 11, 2011

Tecky sam

A short hobbit man who shoves lego up his bum fancies ainsley harriot

I saw tecky sam the other day i shook his hand and lego fell out at the bottom of his trousers

by Big daddy reinhardt January 15, 2023

Sam Talley

A kid whom likes to have sexual intercourse with his cousin and looks like a child molester uncle.

Damn That Sam Talley Kid Over There Wants To Fuck My Dad.

by Irriated Monky October 21, 2019

Sam Higgs

A gentlemanly teen who acts like he is two generations behind on the world because he's so technologically inept despite having an engineer dad. The dummy thick clap of his asscheeks alerts the people around him as he approaches them. Acts with accordance to the law and with a polite and charming habit because he's a goody two shoes but in reality he's a sadistic edgy bitch who thinks acting depressed and being psychopathic is quirky and funny.

"You're such a Sam Higgs, you don't have an instagram account?!"
"Damn you got a Sam Higgs ass!"
"Stop acting like a Sam Higgs."

by wyrdling September 13, 2020