Poon Plantation

When a large number of black men run through a white female in an open field.

Dang, those guys are having a Poon Plantation!

by gfgrethbfcc June 6, 2024

A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024

Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

Poon Bashing

The Act of Finding Driving Wrecklessly around a town, in order to find Wandering Poon, than once in the truck poon is humped than dumped on the next stop.

Bob- Would you like to go Poon Bashing?
Jim- No thank you my amigo, your transvestite friend Candi tried to make me his-rs bitch last time i went with you.

by O.U.8.me. November 30, 2011

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

Poon

Short for Poon Tang, prostitute or vagina. From the French putain which means hooker, but pronounced poon tang in Viet Nam, the US soldiers brought this word back. Viet Nam used to be a colony of France and they use a lot of French words, often Asianized.

Poon Tang! One dollar lookey, two dollar touchy, three dollar do-y. Poon Tang Three Dolla and pack of Virginia Slim

by Jelly Roll Baker February 24, 2019