Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

flapping yap syndrome

When your mouth overides your ass. Talking way way to much about nothing. Not being able to stop talking.

Dude: that guy won't shut the fuck up!
Girl: yeah nigga, he's got a bad case of flapping yap syndrome.

by Nick"o"letty November 5, 2022

Fish flap

Taking ur index and middle finger and sticking them in a females cleavage and smacking each tit while making fish sounds with your mouth

That cashier is just begging for a fish flap.

by Agent4789 December 16, 2021

Piss flaps

The labia or “pussy lips” on an Uber-over-weight woman

Hey man, last night I had my face stuck in the piss flaps of Susie for close to an hour, I could barely breathe!!!

by Symphony of horrors August 29, 2022

triple flap gum gum buster

The specialty technique earned through academia studying dentistry

The nurses implored to come now in order to administer the triple flap gum gum buster

by kinboslice October 3, 2023

Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

Flapping

Flapping. The act of farting laughing and peeing at the same time.

I was standing in the yard flapping.

by Smackit2003 January 29, 2019