do the crime

To have sex. Can't have a much more simple definition than that. The place where you have sex is often referred to as the scene of the crime.

I would like nothing less than to do the crime with Carmen Electra.
Doesn't really matter where.

by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

Doing an Alan

To buy oneself two meals from the canteen before lunch time so as to eat both of them by the end of the day.

He did an Alan for most of this month and has put on 10lbs.

by pula November 4, 2004

Reubie-Do

a whimsical young man who is able to unleash sexually inappropriate behavior in sexual closed off women.....

Man A : Can you believe she let him ram that tube in her ass in the middle of the airport..
Woman A: It's okay.... He's Reubie-Do...

by Jiglett September 3, 2009

Do the dodo

To kill something in hope of making it extinct. Usually flies, mosquitos and/or ants.
Not to be confused with the expression to "do" someone. The expression "Do the dodo" has nothing to do with bestialty. To "go the way of the dodo" has nothing to do with this expression.

"Oh God I hate mosquitos, they're everywhere."
"Well I guess you have to do the dodo to get rid of 'em"

by Deep_Thought January 17, 2010

the dos tiempo

An hourly employee who waits until double time before performing any work.

That job should have been done hours ago... the dos tiempo struck again.

by Low Tech November 14, 2016

doing nastys

1)doing or looking at something sexual

Bob was doing nastys yesterday ,you could hear it from downstairs.

by This dud3 September 19, 2016

Doing a Spiderman

Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.

"Doing a Spiderman"

Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.

by thespidermaner May 14, 2014