A sexual game involving two or more people, where the parties involved mutually insert pieces of hockey equipment into the anal cavity. The game is played on a point system, where different pieces of equipment are worth different points. For example, a puck is worth 5 points and a hockey stick is worth 3 points for every inch that the receiving partner can insert into the anal cavity. If any participant is able to insert an entire goalie mask into the cavity, that person is automatically declared the winner.
Notes:
Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.
In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.
Notes:
Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.
In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.
by NothingAsItSeems February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.
by ultradowney February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A grandMILF's moose knuckle.
by meatless February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History is a sexual act in which both the male and female take a large shit on the corner of their bed. They then go to sleep and never bother to clean it up every again symbolizing that Canada's history is basically a bunch of shit no one even cares enough about to clean up.
Jim, "So me and Lisa performed a Canada's History last night, turns out its not hot or romantic at all"
Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)
Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)
by Dabsters February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.
by UncleMom February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.
by Nuclearo March 1, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.